

“RUDOLPH!” 5 of the 9 reindeer showed up early! Inflatable Christmas Multi-Pronged Head Quoits (What?!?!, that is an accurate description, a technical one for a silly game, BUT ACCURATE:)
Stay Tuned for what the “Naughty” Elf on the Shelf did the next morning. Seems like the Elf mimics whatever fun thing we’ve done during the day while we are asleep…
Continue reading “YELL RUDOLPH!”My kingdom my kingdom for one photo with 4 kids 8 eyes open & 4 smiling mouths ALL at once. A Dad even a Rad Dad can dream.🤣 Getting some mileage out of these Home Along Ugly Christmas Sweaters with the famous line from the old black and white movie:)
IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE HOME ALONE REFERENCE, I CAN’T HELP YOU HERE ON THIS SITE:).
Continue reading “Christmas Jack-O’-Lantern ‘Home Alone’ Style”Please don’t take your organs to heaven. Heaven knows we need them here!
Continue reading “ORGAN DONATION”I’m fine with the toes, but honestly the fingers make me feel self conscious in public WAY more the the stupid Thanksgiving Wolverine hair! I know that sounds crazy like I should be more embarrassed by the obvious hair & just walk around with my hands in my pockets, but that just isn’t how my mind works…Temporary tatttoos over real tattoos…LOOK close at my real all white sleeves… The “leaf tear drop” temp tat for Thanksgiving Wolverine’s “victims” was an funny accident I noticed after my one daughter applied the tattoo and then when I looked in the mirror & thought to myself, “Well, Wolverine has killed, but just never been thrown in jail nor tattooed nor BOASTED about it with body art or any other kind of boasting for that matter.”. Hair & nails and fake tattoos are ALL gone & I’m back to “normal” by Sunday AT THE LATEST.
Like I really needed kids as an excuse to do this stuff… that’s wrong, I do need kids as an excuse to do this stuff at THIS AGE!
. That’s accurate.